Gold Coast Paradise: 53rd-Floor Ocean Views Await!
Gold Coast Paradise: My Brain Finally Said "YES!" (and yours should too) - A Review and Booking Offer
Okay, so I just crawled out of Gold Coast Paradise: 53rd-Floor Ocean Views Await! and my brain is still doing the happy dance. Seriously, after the year we've all had? This place is like finding a winning lottery ticket tucked inside a genuinely nice, fluffy bathrobe. Let's get messy, shall we? Because "Gold Coast Paradise" isn't just a name; it's like, an experience.
First Impressions & The "OMG, It’s Real!" Factor:
Walking in, the first thing that hits you is… well, the view. They're not kidding about the 53rd-floor promise. It's obscene. (In the best possible way, obviously.) It's like the ocean just poured itself onto your balcony. I spent a good hour just staring, slack-jawed, letting the waves hypnotize me. (Accessibility: Look, there's an elevator - super important for those of us with, y'know, legs that aren’t always eager to climb stairs. They have facilities for disabled guests, so that’s a win!)
The Cozy Cave (aka, the Room):
My room? Chef's kiss. (And the chef wasn't even there!). It’s got everything – Air conditioning that actually works, a super comfy bed, and a bathroom with a separate shower/bathtub situation. Now, I'm a sucker for a good bath. And the bathrobes? Fluffy clouds of comfort. Seriously, I considered wearing it to breakfast. (More on breakfast in a minute… be prepared… I have thoughts.) The blackout curtains are essential for hiding from the sun and sleeping in… ahem… until the sun goes down. (Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens) Oh, and the mini bar… well, I definitely sampled it. Don't judge.
Cleanliness, Safety, & Feeling Like You Might Survive a Pandemic:
Okay, let's get real. Pandemic anxiety is a thing. But honestly, Gold Coast Paradise nails it. (Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment) Everything's sparkling. They've got hand sanitizer everywhere, and I saw staff constantly disinfecting. The staff are trained in safety protocol, and I felt completely, utterly safe. They even had individually wrapped food options, which, let’s be honest, is a game-changer when you’re a germaphobe like me. The non-smoking rooms are a blessing, and there are smoke alarms in the room. And the 24-hour Front desk makes you feel protected. Seriously, I could breathe without worrying about catching something. Big points. HUGE.
The Food… Let’s Talk About Breakfast!
Okay, so the breakfast [buffet]. It was… a buffet. A good buffet. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant) But I have to be honest, after the perfect room and the amazing view, I had built up my expectations a bit. The Asian breakfast was interesting, the Western breakfast was solid, but wow, the Coffee/tea in restaurant was just basic. Maybe I'm too used to my fancy local coffee shop, but a little more love in the coffee section would be appreciated. Otherwise, the poolside bar looked super tempting. I, unfortunately, did not have time to be happy with it. The 24-hour Room service saved me a few times though.
Ways to Relax & That Pool With A View….
This is where Gold Coast Paradise truly shines. (Ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor] The swimming pool [outdoor]? Spectacular. That pool with a view is everything they say it is. I spent a solid afternoon just floating and staring at the ocean. Seriously, you'll feel your stress just melt away. I would not mind if someone offer me a massage. I also peeped the Fitness center… or what I thought was the fitness center. The Sauna was amazing and steamy.
Internet & Staying Connected (or Not):
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! The Internet access – wireless was lightning fast. Let's be honest, sometimes you need to doomscroll, and I did. Even the Internet access – LAN was available. The Wi-Fi in public areas and the Internet services are available.
Services & Conveniences: Perks, Perks, Everywhere!
They’ve got everything. (Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center) Daily housekeeping was a godsend. Contactless check-in/out was seamless. The concierge? Super helpful with local recommendations. I did use the gift/souvenir shop! The doorman makes you feel fancy. And after all the fun, the luggage storage will be your friend.
For the Kids & Everyone Else:
Okay, so I didn't bring any rugrats. (For the kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal) However, I saw a few families, and it seemed totally kid-friendly. More importantly, there were non-smoking rooms to hide from the smoker crowd!
The Bottom Line (and My Recommendation):
Gold Coast Paradise? It's not perfect (hello, coffee!), but it's damn close. It's a place where you can actually relax, breathe, and maybe even remember what joy feels like. It's a place that gets the balance right. 10/10 would recommend. Do yourself a favor and book it.
NOW, the Deal! (Because You Deserve It):
Book your stay at Gold Coast Paradise within the next 72 hours and receive:
- (Free) Upgrade to a room with a private balcony and even better ocean views (limited availability, so book NOW!).
- A complimentary bottle of champagne to enjoy while you watch the sunset (or sunrise, if you’re feeling ambitious!).
- 20% off any spa treatment, because you deserve some pampering!
- Free breakfast for your entire stay, because, hey, gotta try that coffee at least once!
Click here to book now and start your escape! (Don't wait – these offers won't last!)
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Diana 1: Crikvenica's Hidden Gem? You HAVE to See This!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a chaotic, probably-slightly-hungover adventure to the fabulous Sky High Apartment on the 53rd floor of Circle on Cavill, Gold Coast. This isn't some meticulously planned trip; this is a vibe. A glorious, messy, sunburnt vibe.
Day 1: Arrival, Apprehension, and Accidental Air Fryer Assault
10:00 AM - Brisbane Airport: The Great Luggage Labyrinth: Okay, so first off, Brisbane airport? More like Brisbane maze. Seriously, trying to navigate that place with luggage the size of small cars is a near-death experience. I swear I almost took out a small child with my suitcase. My bad, kid! Anyway, finally, finally snagged a cab. Feeling slightly sticky and questioning all my life choices.
11:30 AM - Uber to Circle on Cavill: Sun, Sand, and Slightly Panicked Feelings: The drive down was a blur of sunshine, the glint of the ocean, and the nagging feeling I'd forgotten to pack something crucial (probably underwear. Always underwear). Got dropped off at the infamous Circle on Cavill. It's…intimidatingly shiny. I swear, the buildings are judging me.
12:00 PM - Sky High Apartment Check-In: Success! (Mostly): Found the apartment, miraculously didn't get lost in the lobby (winning!), and managed to figure out the key card situation. The apartment? Utterly. Breathtaking. Seriously, the view from the 53rd floor is insane. Like, could-cry-because-it's-so-beautiful insane. For about 5 minutes, I felt like a glamorous spy. Then I remembered I have no skills to be a glamorous spy, and my jeans are currently covered in dog hair.
1:00 PM - Apartment Reconnaissance & Kitchen Catastrophe: Ooh, the apartment’s got a full kitchen! This could be fun. Actually, let’s be real. I’m likely to burn toast. Right. First order of business: locate the air fryer. Found it! Now, I decided, in my infinite wisdom, to try making some… frozen spring rolls. Disaster. They exploded. All over the air fryer. All. Over. The. Damn. Counter. Let's just say I am not a chef.
2:00 PM - Beach Bliss (with a Side of Sand-in-Everything): Gotta get to the beach! I'd envisioned myself strolling along the sand, effortlessly elegant, like some kind of Instagram influencer queen. Reality? I tripped on a rogue seagull, lost a battle with a rogue wave, and now have sand in places I didn't know sand could go. Still, the water was gorgeous. Worth it. Completely.
5:00 PM - Sunset Drinks & People Watching (and Judgement): Back at Cavill Avenue for sunset drinks – found a bar with a view, and it's prime people-watching territory. The outfits! The attitudes! The sheer confidence! I'm pretty sure I judged someone for ordering a cocktail with glitter in it. Don't judge me, I'm a tourist!
7:00 PM - Dinner Debacle (and Karaoke Regret): Okay, here's where things got…messy. A few too many cocktails led to a brilliant idea: karaoke. Don't ask. Let's just say my rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" will haunt the Gold Coast for years to come. Food? Pizza. Obvious choice. Regret? Maybe.
9:00 PM - Home Sweet, Very High, Home: Back to the apartment, crawling into bed, already dreaming of sunscreen and… more pizza? Yep.
Day 2: Pool Day, Pain, and the Pursuit of Perfection (that wasn’t)
9:00 AM - Wake Up Call. (Which I almost miss): Ugh, my head. I was supposed to be up at eight! But hey, that’s part of the charm, right? A quick shower that took way too long, and some ibuprofen. We’re doing this.
10:00 AM - Poolside Paradiso (or at Least, I Hope So): The pool! I had big plans for this pool. Swimming, tanning, looking effortlessly gorgeous while doing both. I even bought a new swimsuit! The reality? I spent most of the time struggling to stay afloat, accidentally splashing children, and battling a rogue sun umbrella that nearly took out a group of elderly ladies. (Again, deep apologies if you're reading this, ladies. I'm clumsy!) Oh, and I got slightly sunburnt. Because, yeah, forgot the damn sunscreen.
1:00 PM - Lunch at a Café (and a Deep Dive into Anxiety): Found a cute little cafe. I ordered a salad, because, you know, trying to be healthy. The salad was fine. The people around me, however, were wearing outfits that probably cost more than my car. I started feeling a pang of self-consciousness over my questionable fashion choices. Oh, the joys of being a tourist.
2:00 PM - Attempted Shopping Spree that quickly got out of hand: My credit card is going to hate me. I'd decided to stroll through the shops. Ended up buying a ridiculously expensive pair of sunglasses and a sequined top that I'll probably only wear once. Who am I even meant to be?
4:00 PM - Beach Revisit (and a Very Important Realization): Back to the beach. I decided to take a walk along the beach, which involved a fair bit of dodging other tourists and making peace with the fact that my hair was never going to behave. This time, though, I saw a couple getting married on the sand, which was beautiful. Which put things into perspective.
6:00 PM - Evening, with Intention (and a burger): I've decided I need to do something different, this time I’m going to sit on the balcony with some snacks and stare at the view. I mean, I’m going to try to relax.
7:00 PM - Restaurant Discovery and More Karaoke Trauma: We found a restaurant. It was amazing! Incredible food. And hey, I didn't embarrass myself too badly. Unless… Did I accidentally sign up for karaoke again? NOOOOOOO. Turns out, yes, I did. And yes, it was as bad as the last time—although, maybe a tiny bit better? Small victories, people. Small victories.
Day 3: Surfing, Saying Goodbye (and Pretending I'm Not Going Home)
9:00 AM - Let’s Just Say, I don't surf: I signed myself up for a surfing lesson and I’m still covered in saltwater. I spent most of the lesson… well, falling. Repeatedly. The ocean is not my friend. But hey, at least I tried! And the instructors were cute! (Priorities, people).
11:00 AM - Last Beach Stroll (and a Moment of Clarity): One last walk on the beach. I actually managed to enjoy it this time. I took a deep breath, felt the sand between my toes, and actually let go. It got me thinking: I don’t always to know how to go about things, but I can be content.
1:00 PM - Farewell Feast: A final, epic burger. Because, you know, carbs. And also because I deserve it.
3:00 PM - Packing (and the Sadness of Reality): Packing is the worst. I can't fit everything I brought with me, and now I have to face the real world. My apartment will be a mess, I have work tomorrow, my dog is going to be ecstatic to see me.
4:00 PM - Sayonara, Circle on Cavill: One last look at that view. The apartment. Gold Coast, you've been a wild ride! It's been amazing. I'm actually going to miss this – the chaos, the mess, the accidental karaoke. (Okay, maybe not the karaoke).
5:00 PM - Airport… and the Longing for More: Airplane, here I come! Back to reality, wherever or not I'm ready. The memories of this epic adventure will be with me, always.
Gold Coast Paradise: 53rd-Floor Ocean Views - Your Questions Answered (and My Chaotic Thoughts Overflow!)
Okay, so you're thinking about this Gold Coast apartment, eh? The one with the 53rd-floor panoramic ocean views? Buckle up, buttercup, because I just *lived* that experience. And let me tell you, it was... something. Here’s the lowdown, straight from someone who's been there, done that, and nearly threw up from the sheer height (kidding… mostly!)
1. Is the view *really* as amazing as the pictures? Because let's be honest, sometimes those photos lie.
Alright, alright, let's cut to the chase. The view? Yes. Absolutely, positively, undeniably amazing. Like, gasp-for-breath, Instagram-feed-is-going-to-explode amazing. The pictures *try* to capture it, bless their little pixels, but they just can't convey the sheer, overwhelming scope of the ocean stretching out before you. It's the kind of view that makes you feel… small. In a good way! Like, "Wow, I'm just a tiny speck in this vast, beautiful universe!" kind of small.
The sunsets? Forget about it. Prepare to be a puddle of emotional mush. I swear, one night, I actually *cried* because the colors were so ridiculously beautiful. Then I spilled my wine. True story.
2. Okay, great view. But what about… *comfort*? Is it actually a nice place to, you know, live?
Ah, the practicalities. Yes, the apartment itself is… well, it's nice. Think modern. Think clean lines. Think "designer probably spent a small fortune on this." The furniture was comfy enough, the bed was alright (I’ve slept on better, I've slept on worse), and the kitchen… well, the kitchen was functional. I say "functional" because, let's be real, I spent most of my time staring out the window, not whipping up Michelin-star meals.
My one minor gripe? The air conditioning. It was a little… enthusiastic. Like, arctic expedition kind of enthusiastic. I’m not kidding! I had to invest in a ridiculously oversized fluffy blanket, in July, just to survive the evenings. But hey, at least the giant windows kept the temperature relatively bearable during the day.
3. Anything to complain about? Besides the possible polar vortex inside the apartment?
Okay, spill the tea. Let's see… The elevators. THE ELEVATORS! 53 floors, people. You're gonna spend time in the elevator. A LOT of time. Sometimes, it felt like the entire building was participating in an elevator-related slow dance. (Seriously, one time I was stuck for like 15 minutes. I could've walked down, honestly.)
Also, be prepared for wind. At that height? It's windy. Very windy. My hair, bless its chaotic little soul, looked like it was auditioning for a special effects movie. And balconies? Yes, there is one, but let me tell you, I barely used it because it was like being on the exposed deck of a ship in the middle of a storm. Then there's the sound.... the wind whistling past the glass walls is *unsettling*. A minor flaw for a majestic view, probably. But if you're afraid of lifts and nature's breath, reconsider.
4. Location, location, location! What's around the apartment? Can I walk to anything fun?
Right, so the Gold Coast. It's… pretty. Beaches are a hop, skip, and a jump away. Lots of fancy restaurants. Plenty of opportunities to spend a small fortune on overpriced cocktails while soaking up the sun. Shopping? Plenty of that too, if you're into retail therapy.
Personally? I'm a sucker for a good coffee shop. And thankfully, there were some decent ones within walking distance. Also, a fantastic ice cream place. Priorities, people! Just… do your research. The immediate area is tourist-central. Some streets are bursting, some are empty. The joy is the beach is close. And the sheer peace, quiet, and safety I felt made up for any tourist traps.
5. Would you recommend it? Be brutally honest.
Okay, brutal honesty time. Yes. Absolutely, unquestionably, a resounding YES. Despite the windy balconies, the glacial air conditioning and the elevator antics, living up there was an experience. A *magical* experience. That view… It’s worth it. It's worth the extra blankets, the elevator waits, and the potential for a serious case of windblown hair.
It's a splurge, sure. But sometimes, you just need to treat yourself to something special. And trust me, watching the sunrise paint the ocean in a thousand different hues from your 53rd-floor perch? That’s special. That's unforgettable. That’s the kind of thing you tell your grandkids about (assuming you don’t get blown off the planet first). Go for it! You won't regret it… probably.
6. One more thing. Any inside tips for booking? Should I haggle or just take it?
Look, I'm no expert, but my advice? Do your research. Compare prices. Read the fine print! If you can, try to book during the off-season. You might snag a better deal. And *always* check the cancellation policy. Because, life happens. And sometimes, your bank account screams!
Haggling? Depends on your personality. I, personally, can’t. I get all flustered and end up agreeing to anything. But if you're a master negotiator? Go for it! Just don't be a jerk about it. And most importantly: be prepared to fall in love with the view. Because, trust me, you probably will. And if you do end up booking it? Tell me all about it! And make sure to take a picture for me. I miss it already.
