
Unbelievable Deals! Vivacity MegaMall @ Jazz Suites A8 Kuching - MUST SEE!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Get ready for a whirlwind tour of Unbelievable Deals! Vivacity MegaMall @ Jazz Suites A8 Kuching - MUST SEE! because, let's be honest, my expectations were… well, let's just say I went in prepared to be underwhelmed. But, surprise, surprise, this place actually kinda wowed me. Let's dive in, shall we? (and yes, I did spend way too much time in the sauna…)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Improving!)
Alright, let's start with the nitty-gritty. Accessibility is an area where they could do better, but it's not a total disaster. The elevator is a lifesaver, obviously, and that's crucial. I saw some facilities for disabled guests, which gives me hope, though I didn't personally use them. The front desk [24-hour] and concierge were super helpful, which is always a good sign. I'm guessing some of the public areas might be a little trickier with a wheelchair; I'm remembering the outdoor venue for special events which needed a bit of a ramp, and if I remember correctly, the swimming pool [outdoor] could be problematic. But! The fact that they're thinking about it is a huge plus. Wheelchair accessible is a grey area, perhaps. I’d suggest calling and confirming details to make sure.
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry (or at Least, Well-Fed!):
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Let's talk about food, because, honestly, I'm all about the food.
- Restaurants: There are restaurants, plural! And I devoured a lot of my food in them. the Asian cuisine in restaurant was a great experience, I love trying new foods, and the staff was very accommodating.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight, hands down. Fresh fruit, pastries, even a little make-your-own-omelet station… I may have eaten my weight in croissants. Also, the Asian breakfast offerings were seriously legit. I'm talking real deal, authentic Malaysian breakfast – delicious! The breakfast takeaway service is a lifesaver for early risers (or, uh, those who stayed out a little too late the night before…).
- Other Dining Options: There is also a Snack bar and Coffee/tea in restaurant and I took a little walk into those locations to have a quick snack and enjoy some hot coffee. The staff was very friendly.
- Drinks: Oh, the Poolside bar! This place is a life-saver. During the day, you can relax by the pool (yes, the Swimming pool is gorgeous and has that epic Pool with view), and the Happy hour at the bar is well worth taking advantage of. The Bottle of water they gave me in my room was not needed due to my drinking habits.
- The Weird but Wonderful: It was pretty neat to see the Vegetarian restaurant, that takes care of all kinds of guests.
Spa Life: My Personal Nirvana (and Possibly Yours)
Alright, prepare yourselves, because this is where I went full-on "treat yourself" mode. The Spa/sauna is a MUST. Forget everything else. This place is my happy place.
- The Sauna: I spent hours in there. Seriously, I think I saw my entire life flash before my eyes (or maybe just the last batch of laundry I needed to do… who knows?). The Sauna itself was clean, well-maintained and it really helped me relax.
- Massages: I got a Massage. A serious, tension-melting, knots-be-gone massage. Worth every single penny. The masseuse? A magician, I tell you.
- Pool with View: I had some time to enjoy the Pool with view; it's perfect for relaxing and forgetting about my worries.
- Body Scrub and Wrap: I treated myself to a Body scrub and Body wrap. I emerged from the spa feeling like a NEW PERSON.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Trying (And Succeeding!)
Okay, let's be real, we're all a little paranoid these days. But Unbelievable Deals! seems to be taking things seriously. The Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas are definitely comforting. I saw staff wearing masks and being vigilant about sanitizing, which is always a good sign.
- Room Sanitization: The fact that they offer Room sanitization opt-out available shows they're being flexible.
- Food Safety: Individually-wrapped food options at the buffet were a nice touch, and the Safe dining setup in the restaurants gave me peace of mind.
The Room: My Cozy Little Dungeon (In a Good Way!)
The Room itself was… comfortable. Not overly fancy, but clean and functional. They've got all the basics covered:
- Wi-Fi [free] (a must in this day and age!)
- Air conditioning (a life-saver in the Kuching heat!)
- Blackout curtains (crucial for sleeping in after a massage!)
- Coffee/tea maker (essential for my morning ritual)
- Complimentary tea
- Daily housekeeping
- Desk
- Extra long bed
- Free bottled water
And some nice extras:
- Bathrobes were a nice touch.
- Reading light.
- Slippers are convenient.
- Window that opens.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart):
The Babysitting service is definitely a plus for families. I didn't have kids, but it's nice to know that they're Family/child friendly!
Getting Around & Other Important Stuff:
- Car park [free of charge]: HUGE bonus. I hate paying for parking.
- Elevator: As mentioned, a MUST.
- Air conditioning in public areas: thank goodness.
- Airport transfer: Convenient!
My Quirky Observations and Anecdotes:
- The Shower Pressure: Okay, the shower pressure could be better. But honestly, after a day in the sauna, I wasn't complaining too much.
- The Security: I saw CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour]. That's a reassuring touch.
- The Staff: The staff were consistently friendly and helpful. They seemed genuinely happy to assist.
- The Little Things: The little things matter. Having essential condiments was also a nice touch too!
Overall Verdict and My Unbelievable Deal! Offer:
Look, Unbelievable Deals! Vivacity MegaMall @ Jazz Suites A8 Kuching isn't perfect. It's not the fanciest hotel in the world. It's not quite five-star (maybe 3.5/4?), BUT… It's clean, comfortable, convenient, and the spa is LIFE-CHANGING. The location is excellent (near the mall which is just a bonus), the food is delicious, and the staff are lovely. For the price, it's a steal.
Here's my Unbelievable Deal! Offer:
Book your stay at Unbelievable Deals! Vivacity MegaMall @ Jazz Suites A8 Kuching NOW and receive:
- 20% off your entire stay!
- Complimentary breakfast buffet for two!
- A free massage at the spa (choose from a selection of treatments)!
- Late check-out (because you'll want to linger!)
- Free Wi-Fi throughout the hotel!
But wait, there's more!
Use the code "SPA-TASTIC" at checkout and get a free upgrade to a room with a balcony (subject to availability)!
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Gold Coast Paradise: Stunning 2 Bed, 2 Bath, 43rd Floor Luxury!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you’re about to go on a Vivacity MegaMall adventure with yours truly. Forget those sterile, color-coded itineraries – this is going to be as smooth and organized as my sock drawer after a week of laundry neglect. Prepare for a glorious, messy, and probably slightly caffeinated ramble through the heart of Kuching’s retail behemoth.
Vivacity MegaMall Chaos: A Totally Unprofessional Itinerary (and Probably A Few Regrets)
Day 1: Orientation (and the Unbearable Urge to Buy EVERYTHING)
- 10:00 AM: Arrival and Initial Panic. Okay, okay, deep breaths. Vivacity. Vast. Air conditioning blasting like the arctic winds. First impressions? Overwhelmingly… shiny. I swear, the sheer scale of this place nearly gave me a heart attack. Parking was a nightmare, by the way. Found a spot that was probably meant for a Smart Car and prayed to the gods of bumper stickers I wouldn't get sideswiped.
- 10:30 AM: Coffee Fuel and Existential Dread (Starbucks, obviously). Needed caffeine. Needed it bad. Starbucks. The usual. I had a moment, gazing out the window at the hordes of shoppers, where I literally questioned my life choices. "Is this it? This is how I spend my Saturday? Navigating a concrete jungle of consumerism?" Then I took a sip of my latte and the existential dread subsided. Priorities, people. Coffee.
- 11:00 AM: The Great Clothes Rundown (Zara, H&M, Uniqlo – The Usual Suspects). Okay, here's where it started to unravel. I'm not usually a shopper, but the moment I hit Zara, I turned into a rabid bargain hunter. A black blazer, a pair of… wait for it… velvet trousers? Yes, the mall demons were getting to me. H&M, quick stop for a cheap tee. Uniqlo? Lost my mind. Those AIRism t-shirts are the stuff of dreams, honestly. Spent way too much time feeling textures and fantasizing about a minimalist, Instagram-worthy wardrobe. I did, however, pass on the questionable crop top. Progress, right?
- 1:00 PM: Lunchtime… and the Food Court Fiasco! Right, hunger pangs. The food court is a beautiful, noisy, chaotic mess. The choices are mind-boggling. Satay? Laksa? Dim sum? My stomach rumbled like a disgruntled bear. I eventually settled on… a slightly suspect plate of chicken rice. It was… adequate. Let's just say, I've had better. The table was sticky, the noise was overwhelming, and I’m pretty sure I saw a toddler throw a french fry at his mother. Still, quintessential mall experience.
- 2:00 PM: Electronics Wonderland (Machines, Apple Store). This is where my attention span started to wane. Glossy displays, shiny gadgets. Tried a new phone, fiddled with a VR headset (dizzying!), resisted the urge to buy a new drone (which I would, inevitably, crash within 24 hours). Let's just say I spent a considerable amount of time daydreaming about a life free from a phone.
- 3:00 PM: The Great Escape: The Bookshop/Cinema (Book-Xcess, GSC Cinema). Finally, a beacon of sanity! Books – blessed relief from the relentless consumerism. Browsed for an hour, ended up with three paperbacks (the end of my budget!). Then, a quick decision to see a movie. The cinema! Oh, the air-conditioned bliss!
Day 2: Double Down on the Unnecessary (Followed by Regrets)
- 10:00 AM: Regretful Shopping Spree Part Deux. Woke up with a vague sense of guilt over the previous day’s excesses. Decided to “just browse.” Famous last words. Had to return to that Zara. And… and I needed, apparently, a new pair of jeans. And a handbag. My bank account started screaming.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch Redo: The Quest for Culinary Redemption. Determined to improve the food court experience. This time, I went for the laksa. Much better. Delicious, even. Feeling a little smug. Also, accidentally dropped a noodle on my top. Oh well. Life happens.
- 1:00 PM: Games Arcade: A Descent into Mayhem (TGV Arcade). This was a bad idea. A very, very bad idea. I'm talking skeeball, racing games, and the relentless, ear-splitting cacophony of the arcade. I spent a small fortune, won absolutely nothing, and walked out feeling vaguely nauseous from the flashing lights and the sheer competitive intensity of eight-year-olds. I also, possibly, may have cheated at air hockey. Don’t judge.
- 3:00 PM: Snack Attack and Recovery (Various Snack Stalls). Needed sugar. Needed it desperately. Found some delicious, ridiculously unhealthy, and gloriously satisfying waffles. Ate them with a guilty grin.
- 4:00 PM: The Home Stretch, and the Final Exhaustion. Last-minute gift shopping (because I always leave it to the last minute). Walked past a pet adoption booth and almost burst into tears. Almost adopted a fluffy kitten named Mr. Whiskers. Resisted. Just. Barely.
- 5:00 PM: Departure and the Verdict. Tired. Broke. Slightly dazed. But… I survived. And you know what? Despite the chaos, the overspending, and the near-breakdown in the electronics department, it was kind of… fun? Vivacity MegaMall is a beast. A loud, shiny, slightly overwhelming beast, but a beast that, for some reason, I might just return to. Maybe. With a much bigger budget and a better battle plan.
Postscript:
- Recommendations: Bring comfortable shoes. Hydrate. Set a budget. And maybe, just maybe, leave your credit cards at home.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster: This mall is an assault on the senses. Prepare to feel joy, despair, excitement, boredom, and a deep-seated need for a nap.
- The Verdict: Worth doing at least once if you're in Kuching. Just… pace yourself, my friends. And try to avoid the velvet trousers. Unless, of course, you are absolutely sure.
- One last thing: My advice is, just let go and embrace the mess. Let yourself wander, get lost, and maybe succumb to the siren song of the retail gods. You might just find that the chaos is part of the fun. And if you see me there, looking slightly bewildered in the food court, feel free to say hello. I'll probably be clutching a bubble tea and contemplating the meaning of life.

Is This Place REALLY Worth It?! (And Other Burning Questions, Answered...Mostly)
Okay, seriously, what's the *deal* with these "Unbelievable Deals"? Sounds too good to be true. Spill the tea!
Where *exactly* is this mystical paradise located? Vivacity MegaMall, Jazz Suites A8... help a lost soul out!
What kind of "stuff" can I actually *expect* to find on sale? Clothes? Gadgets? Unicorn horns (one can dream!)?
Is it actually *crowded*? I hate fighting for space – and deals!
Okay, so, is it ALL roses and sunshine? Any downsides I should be aware of? (Besides the potential for impulse-buy regrets...)
What's the general vibe like? Is it more upscale or more… down-to-earth?
Alright, you've piqued my interest! What should I bring? And what should I *leave* at home?
Is it kid-friendly? Because I have offspring that are... shall we say, *energetic*.

