Manila's Hottest New Apartment: QC Luxury w/ Netflix & WiFi!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea on QC Luxury w/ Netflix & WiFi! – Manila's supposed "hottest new apartment." And trust me, after crawling through this…thing…I have opinions.
First Impressions: The Good, The Meh, and The "Wait, What?"
Okay, so the name is a bit… optimistic. "Luxury?" Let's just say, my expectations for a palace were tempered. Think more… elevated budget hotel than Versace's personal penthouse. But! Let's start with the good. The promise of Netflix and Wi-Fi? Yes, PLEASE. Lord knows, I've spent enough hours stuck in Manila traffic to crave a good binge. And the Wi-Fi? They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, and Wi-Fi for special events! Geez, you'd think they were paying the internet provider for the building. You get the message, yes you will have internet, and it will be plentiful.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (As Usual in Manila)
Now, for the accessibility stuff. This is where things get a little… Manila-esque. While the listing says Wheelchair accessible and lists Facilities for disabled guests, I'm always hesitant. “Accessible” in Manila can mean anything from “a ramp built by a guy with a hammer” to “a full-blown, compliant setup.” No specifics offered by the listing. I’d REALLY recommend calling ahead and pressing them on the details if you actually need to use them. Elevator is listed, so that’s a plus, but honestly, I’d be surprised if it worked all the time. Manila is messy.
Cleanliness & Safety: (Attempting to) Assure You
Okay, this is important, especially these days. They are attempting to be serious about hygiene. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and Room sanitization opt-out available (weird?). They even have Hand sanitizer readily available. That's all good. And they have CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and 24-hour Security. You feel like they're trying. But Manila’s dust just never truly goes away, does it? I mean, I'm not expecting surgical sterility.
The Room Itself: Binge-Watching, But Is It Bliss?
The rooms. Ah, the rooms. You're getting the basics. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double Check. Blackout curtains? Excellent, finally some peace from the sun. They advertise things like Laptop workspace, which… well, it’s fine. You’re not going to be thrilled, but you've got a place to work. They mention a Seating area, which is good for some downtime. And the Netflix finally gets me to smile.
The Amenities: A Confusing Hodgepodge
Okay, now for the fun part, the amenities. Or, as I like to call it, the "are-they-really-offering-this-or-is-it-a-typo?" section. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor] and a Fitness center, that's nice. But then we get the Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. All of this together? Hmm. Okay, maybe it's a very good spa. Or maybe they’re a jack-of-all-trades, master of none. I'm picturing a slightly dodgy massage therapist lurking near the pool.
Dining: International…and Maybe a bit Bland?
The dining options are… extensive. A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Whew! You’ve got a lot of choices. But, let's be honest, in Manila, "international cuisine" can often mean "slightly-watered down versions of things you've had before.” Still, the sheer variety is positive.
Services & Conveniences: The Usual Chaos
Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, - and a couple more. Your everyday hustle and bustle available to you here.
"Things To Do" and "Ways to Relax" -- or, Why I Needed a Drink After This Review
They list a lot of potential ways to relax, which I appreciated. Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Again, the sheer volume of these… it’s almost overwhelming. It makes me want a drink just thinking about it.
For the Kids: Good Luck With That
Honestly, I barely even glanced at this section. Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Just… no. Manila with kids? I’m exhausted just imagining it. But if you're brave, there's a good chance the hotel can make things easier.
Getting Around: Embrace the Gridlock
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Okay, so basically, they’ve thought of… everything. Getting around Manila is a nightmare. Having options here is a godsend. Even a Car power charging station, which is pretty forward-thinking, given traffic.
A Final, Stream-of-Consciousness Rant:
You know what really gets me? The Proposal spot. Really? I mean, I guess it could be romantic. But imagine getting down on one knee and… the power goes out. Or a swarm of angry kids descend on you. Or your date's favorite song blares out of a karaoke machine. (Sorry, I’m projecting.)
I got to say the constant fear of disappointment when you book a nice hotel in Manila, hoping to enjoy a nice stay without something always going wrong. This place doesn't seem inherently bad. It's probably… fine. For the price.
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- Potential for some pampering: pool, gym, maybe a massage (fingers crossed).
- *Easy access to dining and drinking options.
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Escape to Paradise: Island Getaway with Sauna in Poel, Germany
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is real life, Manila style, and it’s gonna be a glorious, sweaty, chaotic mess. We're talking a Quezon City adventure, based out of my swanky (cough hoping-it's-swanky cough) new unit with Wi-Fi and the holy grail of Netflix, of course.
Pre-Departure (aka the 'Oh God, I'm Actually Doing This' Phase)
- Day 0: The Great Packing Panic. Okay, so I thought I was prepared. I even had a Pinterest board dedicated to "Manila Chic." (Spoiler: It's mostly linen and regret. And I’m pretty sure I packed way too many pairs of white sneakers because my brain is apparently stuck in influencer land.) The absolute WORST part? Realizing, 2 hours before airport time, NO powerbank. Cue the frantic dash to the nearest electronics store. Pray for speedy service here. And a prayer for my sanity.
- Day 0: The Flight Prep. Alright, get your passport ready. Also, my phone. I need to download everything I need. If I don't, I will cry… and I will start crying soon. I need to book my trip through Manila, I need to fill out the digital pass, I need to buy snacks, I need to bring a neck pillow, I need to bring a blanket, I need to bring my meds, and I need to bring a book.
Day 1: Landfall and the Initial Shock (of Humidity)
- Morning (Touchdown and the Taxi Tango): Landed in Manila, feeling like a wrinkly, slightly-panicked prune. The humidity hits you like a warm, wet, slap in the face. Wowza. Finding a taxi is a contact sport, but finally secured one. (Pro Tip: Negotiate the price before you hop in. Trust me.) The drive to QC was a sensory overload – the sights, the smells (a curious mix of exhaust fumes and something vaguely delicious), the relentless honking. I felt that. I love it.
- Afternoon (Apartment Arrival and the Wi-Fi Worship): Arrive at the unit is like, whoa. Okay, it's not quite as sleek as the photos online, but hey, it's clean. And yes, the Wi-Fi works! Hallelujah! I promptly collapsed on the bed and spent a glorious hour just scrolling through Instagram, reliving my flight's experience.
- Evening (Food Adventure: The Jollibee Initiation): I love Jollibee. No, seriously. It's like, a national treasure. So, first night, gotta do it. I ordered everything. Chickenjoy, spaghetti, peach mango pie. My arteries probably wept a little, but my soul, after my first bite, was soaring. The queue was ridiculous, but the experience? Pure, unadulterated Filipino bliss. I then waddled back to the apartment, feeling like a queen and watching Netflix.
Day 2: Culture Shock (in all the best ways)
- Morning (The Intramuros Expedition): A taxi ride through the city to the historic walled city of Intramuros is a necessary trip. It's like stepping back into colonial times. I hopped on a bamboo bike for a city tour with a random stranger, and we had a blast. We explored the forts, the churches, and the ancient streets. This trip made me cry a little. I love Manila.
- Afternoon (The Street Food Gauntlet): Okay, so I'm a lightweight when it comes to spicy anything. But I also love a challenge! With a bit of trepidation, I dipped my toe into the street food scene. Leche Flans, Isaw, and so much more. I went for it all! My stomach is a bit in turmoil, but it was worth it.
- Evening (The karaoke Catastrophe): Karaoke is a cornerstone of Filipino culture. I was dragged to a karaoke bar by some locals, and I, of freaking course, sang "Bohemian Rhapsody." I butchered it. My voice cracked at every high note. But everyone was so supportive, and we laughed together. It was the best (and most mortifying) experience.
Day 3: Retail Therapy and the Power of Pancit
- Morning (Shopping Spree at SM North EDSA): Going to SM North EDSA mall is a must in the Philippines. It's a shopping mecca. From high-end boutiques to bargain finds, my credit card got a proper workout. I ended up with way more than I needed -- a true Filipino experience.
- Afternoon (The Power of Pancit): I found a local panciteria and ordered a massive bowl of pancit. The savory noodles and the broth were the perfect pick-me-up.
- Evening (Quiet time): I took some time to sit in my room and watch Netflix. I also ordered food, and then I fell asleep.
Day 4: Manila to Makati City
- Morning (From QC to Makati): Check out of my unit and head for Makati city. I will be staying at a hotel where I can see the city.
- Afternoon (Makati City): I'll be going around this city and seeing things. I have no expectations, so I can be surprised.
- Evening (The City Lights): I will be going to the rooftop bar and seeing the city views. I'll have some drinks and eat some snacks.
Day 5: The Goodbyes (and the Packing Panic, Part Deux)
- Morning (Last Breakfast and Souvenir Scramble): One last taste of Filipino coffee, a last-minute dash to the local market for souvenirs (everything is a last-minute dash, let's be honest). Trying to fit everything back into my suitcase…another test of wills.
- Afternoon (Airport Blues and the "What Did I Forget?" Anxiety): The airport chaos. The final farewells. The crippling fear that I've left my passport somewhere. (Spoiler alert: I didn't…this time.)
- Evening (Fly home): Saying goodbye to Manila, the city of my heart.
Final Thoughts (aka the Post-Trip Therapy Session)
Manila is…a lot. It's overwhelming, it's beautiful, it's frustrating, it's captivating. It's the kind of place that gets under your skin and stays there. Did I have perfect days? Nope. Did I get lost? Absolutely. Did I have moments of wanting to scream? Oh, yes. But would I trade the experience for anything? Not a chance. Manila, you magnificent, crazy, chaotic, glorious city, I'll be back. Just…give me a few weeks to recover. And maybe a bigger suitcase.
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QC Luxury w/ Netflix & WiFi: Let's Get Real (and a little messy)
Okay, spill. Is this place REALLY as good as the Instagram ads say?
Alright, alright, let's be honest. The Insta ads? They’re… well, they're *filtered*. QC Luxury? It's good. Really good. But perfect? My friend, nothing in Manila is ever perfect. Picture this: I walked in, fresh from a week of barely surviving on instant noodles and questionable tap water in my old place. My jaw dropped. Sleek. Modern. Actual, you know, *space*. And then I noticed the tiny, almost imperceptible crack in the marble countertop. That’s when I knew: This place and I were going to be friends. The ads? They're selling the dream. The apartment? It’s selling the *almost* dream with a whisper of "welcome to the Philippines, baby!"
Netflix and WiFi are listed as perks. But are they, like, *actually* reliable? We know how it goes in Manila...
Okay. Deep breaths. The WiFi... it's generally good. Emphasis on *generally*. I’ve had Netflix buffering during some VERY important movie moments, like the climax of… well, I don't want to spoil it. Let's just say it involved a crying cat and a LOT of tissues. And the WiFi? One time, I swear, it died right as I was about to win a major online game. The rage! The injustice! I almost went back to playing *Plants vs. Zombies* offline. But, you know, it’s Manila. Power outages happen. WiFi glitches happen. Just… be prepared to embrace the occasional digital silence. Maybe download a few episodes of something beforehand. And pray. Pray to the WiFi gods.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually in a good spot? Traffic is the bane of my existence.
Location, location, location! This is where things get… complicated. It’s in QC, which *can* be awesome. There are good restaurants. There's a mall nearby (essential!). But traffic? Oh, the traffic. I tried to get to a party a few weeks ago, and I swear I aged a year just sitting in the car. It’s not *always* a nightmare, but factor in extra travel time. A LOT of extra time. Consider traffic your new best friend. Learn to love it. Meditate in it. And for the love of all that is holy, download a good audiobook. (I swear, *War and Peace* in traffic is an experience.) I have to admit: on a good day, it's great. On a bad day… well, let's just say I've considered relocating to another dimension, one with less EDSA.
The amenities – pool, gym, whatever else fancy – are they actually usable or are they just for show?
Alright, let's break down the amenities. The pool? Gorgeous! I went swimming one time and, I swear, it felt like I entered another realm. Crystal-clear water, sun setting, and a feeling like I was actually *living* the good life. Then a toddler peed in it. Okay, I'm not sure if it's true. But I saw a little puddle of suspicion in the vicinity, and I immediately decided I had to get out. The gym? Fine. Aircon's good. The treadmill sometimes works. The equipment *looks* fancy. But let's be honest, I’m more of a Netflix and chill kind of person. So, usable? Yes. Regularly utilized by yours truly? Ehh… Mostly, it's a reminder that I *should* be working out more. Which, in itself, is a kind of amenity, right?
Is it noisy? And, more importantly, is the mattress comfy? (Sleep is sacred!)
Okay, let's talk noise and sleep. Noise? Manila is never truly silent, let's be honest. You'll have the occasional karaoke session wafting over from the neighbors (bless their hearts, they have enthusiasm). Also the occasional siren. But overall it's pretty decent. The biggest issue I had was...the neighborhood dogs. You know, the ones who decide to have a conversation at 3 AM? They're relentless. Earplugs became my best friend, though, so it's manageable. The mattress? Okay, this is important. The mattress is... a mixed bag. It's *mostly* comfortable. Like, I've slept through a few alarms. However, one night – and I swear it was the worst night ever – it felt like I was sleeping on a bunch of lumpy potatoes. I woke up with a crick in my neck, and I was seriously considering getting a new one. The next day... *it was fine*. I don't know, maybe it was a bad dream. Maybe the mattress has a mind of its own. Sleep is sacred, and the QC Luxury's sleep experience has some kinks, but otherwise, it's worth it!
My biggest fear is the building management. Are they responsive? Or are you basically on your own?
Ah, management. The bane of every apartment dweller's existence. Okay, I'll be real with you. I had an issue recently where the water pressure in my shower – a crucial element, mind you – decided to stage a disappearing act. I called the management, bracing myself for the usual Filipino shrug and the runaround. But… they actually responded! And they fixed it! Okay, it took a day or two, and I had to channel my inner Karen a little bit (not proud of it, but in Manila, sometimes you gotta), but they *did* fix it. They’re not perfect, they are Manila management. They're sometimes slow. But overall, they're surprisingly… responsive. They're not angels, mind you. But they're not the devil either. So, maybe a C+. Room for improvement. But hey, it's a win!
Okay, the big question: Is it worth the price?
Alright, the million-peso question. Is QC Luxury worth the price? Look, it heavily depends on your budget and priorities. It is *more expensive* than my old hovel of a place, yes. But you get what you pay for. Is it luxury? It’s definitely a step up from my previous place. And after living in Manila for *years*, I've learned that even a *small* improvement makes a *huge* difference in your sanity. For me? Knowing I have reliable Netflix, a decent view, and a place where I can, for the most part, relax? Yeah, maybe it is. It's an indulgence, definitely. Not a necessity. Especially with the dogs. But, overall? I'Jet Set Hotels
